this actually happens 24/7
note to self: don’t try to eat three pieces of cheesecake all in the same hour
fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them
meg turney? I love her. how she just [clenches fist] turns all those megs.
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
I wanted to draw lindsay so I drew her in a cat hoodie (sadly this does not look like lindsay rip)
when somebody joins tumblr
why the fuck would straight ally’s get scholarships meant for LGBTQ students